Gladstone
We travelled to Gladstone without incident and set about amusing the
caravan park with our reversing antics. We had to negotiate an inconvenient
tree which added a little challenge to the manoeuvre. Pam drove the
car and I directed. It took us about six attempts by which time all
the neighbours were quite unashamedly standing outside their caravans
and staring. They weren't so much astonished at our incompetence ('cos
pound to a penny they were no better) but because we weren't screaming
at each other by the end. I tried to shame them by calling, "We'll bring
a hat around afterwards" - but they didn't go away. Pam received praise
for her reversing skill - she always does on these occasions. Someone
told her I was very patient; I'm not sure how to take that as I was
directing the operation and if it was a fiasco, it was all mine.
The town of Gladstone was named after William Ewart Gladstone, one-time
prime minister of Britain. The area in which we camped was called Tannum
Sands and was, yet again, close to the beach. The caravan park was infinitely
nicer than the one at 1770 yet only two thirds the nightly fee. When
we ventured forth to explore our surroundings we were absolutely amazed
at what we found. There was a park along the foreshore which was immaculate.
There were free electric barbecues at intervals, all beautifully clean.
They were numbered and the last one was B25 so presumably that's how
many there were. And I repeat, they were FREE! Shaded picnic tables
complemented the barbecues. A concrete footpath ran for miles, parallel
to the beach, for walkers and cyclists. Toilets were provided at intervals
- no expense had been spared. Palm trees grew along the lawns verging
the Esplanade and, as in Maryborough, we found no evidence of graffiti
or vandalism.

Left: The walkway
wending through trimmed grass and past shaded picnic tables, wheelie
bins, many free electric barbecues and a children's playground.
Right: One of several wood carvings, this
one depicting a hanging 'flying fox' bat at the top and fish swimming
among the mangrove roots lower down.

Left: The speed bumps
on the road were raised concrete turtles.
Right: At each exit from the beach we found
dual fresh-water showers.
So where does the money
for all this come from? It's only an assumption, but Gladstone has a
lot of prosperous industry and these businesses must contribute to their
host town. If so, this would be in direct contrast to Newcastle, a comparable
port town in many ways, which we visited recently. Newcastle had been
a 'company town' and anecdotal evidence suggests that when that industrial
giant, B.H.P., was in residence, Newcastle looked dirty and run-down.
When B.H.P. left, despite the job losses, the town turned itself around
and is working hard to improve its image, renovating its historical
buildings and developing a tourist industry.

Left: A sea-horse
sculpture at Tannum Sands.
Right: A close-up of the sea-horse's head.

A sculpture of a crab and on its right, a closer view. Can you identify
any of the parts? Think car.
Gladstone certainly wasn't at all neglected. We found the town centre
clean and smart. Tourism centred on a mix of the various industries,
the harbour and offshore islands, and the town's history. The safe harbour
was first discovered by our old friend, Matthew Flinders, after James
Cook had earlier sailed past it in the dark.
We booked a cruise around the harbour and offshore islands one morning
followed by a tour organised by the Central Queensland Port Authority
the same afternoon. The two and a half hour morning cruise was wonderful,
the commentary given by the captain was both interesting and informative.

Top: The Barrington
discharges ballast water into the harbour prior to loading petrol.
Bottom: The
Katerina loads coal. Note how high her bow rides with her forward
holds empty.
A large percentage
of the commodities exported from Gladstone is coal - 45 million tonnes
per year with the potential to increase that to 70 million tonnes. The
coal first arrives from the different mines by rail and three trains
may unload simultaneously, dropping fourteen thousand tonnes of coal
per hour onto conveyor belts beneath the rails. The belts transport
the coal to lifters which deposit it onto an overhead conveyor system
which then drops it onto the appropriate stockpile.
If,
like me, you thought that 'coal is coal', well, it isn't quite that
simple. Gladstone handles forty different types of coal and the ship-loading
equipment can select how much to take from each stockpile so that the
customer can have exactly the blend required. Coal loads into two ships
at once, almost as fast as the trains can dump it. We counted twenty
three ships lying offshore waiting for cargo.
Once away from the loading docks the boat tour took us out into the
large, natural harbour and around many little islands. Each had a story
attached. Some were privately owned with people living on them. Others
were uninhabited. One had had a resort built on it but the couple who
had developed it got divorced and the resort fell into disrepair. Apparently
we were unlucky not to see turtles and dolphins but the water was a
bit choppy. We did see a dugong, or 'sea cow'. Well, we actually saw
a sort of orange smudge under the water and our captain (pictured) assured
us it was a dugong.
Oh, did I forget to mention that this was a coffee and cake cruise?
The coffee was instant but the cake was disgustingly high in calories.
Yummy!

A busy horizon. An armada of colliers, container
ships and tankers awaiting entry to Gladstone.
I wish I could say that
the afternoon tour was as interesting as the morning cruise - and it
could have been. Unfortunately, after arriving late, our tour guide
read the information to us from sheets of paper while somebody else
drove the bus. She droned on in a monotone, stumbling over words and
inserting pauses where none belonged. The narrative, already hard to
follow because it was full of statistics, was almost incomprehensible.
But there you are - can't win them all. And she did give us a questionnaire
to complete in which we were asked to state our opinion of her tour.
Bet she wishes she hadn't.
On another occasion we visited the Gladstone Botanical Gardens in the
morning and the town's museum-cum-art gallery in the afternoon. It was
a pleasant day if not a terribly exciting one. The highlight - for me
anyway - was feeding some very pretty and very tame blue faced honey
eaters in the al fresco café in the botanical gardens.

These blue faced honey eaters just loved a handful
of sugar. The green faced bird is immature.
The caravan park's local
beach was a favourite spot for 'surf kiting'. The kids - they were all
teenage boys - would hang on to the control lines of the giant kites,
slip their feet into boots attached to special surf boards, and skim
out across the waves at astonishing speed. Then they would turn the
kite and race back towards the shore, the better ones leaping from the
water and performing acrobatic manoeuvres in the air.

Surf kiting equipment - the top bit and the bottom
bit. Somewhere between them fits . . . .

. . . . a teenager.

As the twisted lines indicate, this lad is just
completing a somersault.

As I walked home after the sun had set, the kites
were still flying.
So there you have it
- Tannum Sands and Gladstone condensed into one week. As I may have
already mentioned, we had decided to abandon our whistle-stop tour of
the Queensland coast and go straight up to Cairns where we hoped the
weather would be warmer. We would fill in the gaps on our way back south
later in the year. Gladstone to Cairns by road is something over 1,200
kilometres and we planned to do the trip in four reasonably easy stages,
stopping overnight at 'freebies' - overnight camping areas where no
charge is levied.
The Journey North to Cairns.
Pam and I travelled independently of Ross and Jan, just meeting up at
each stopping place where we, naturally, celebrated 'happy hour'. Our
first overnight stop was at a little coastal town called St. Lawrence.
The council there had provided a small but very acceptable caravan park
where travellers could stay for no charge. There was no need to uncouple
the caravans as we intended to 'hit the road' early next morning. The
four of us took a walk into the town but found the pub first and got
no further. After a good sleep and breakfast we set off north on the
second stage.
That afternoon we met up at a small, square park in a remote place called
Guthalungra which consisted of little more than a service station and
a few houses. On one side of the park ran the main Queensland north-south
coastal road, the Bruce Highway. A side street off the Bruce Highway
ran down a second side of the park. A third road ran around the remaining
two sides of the park and this was the area designated for travellers
to rest, parked on the street. Toilet facilities were provided at the
petrol station which was on the opposite side of the park. They were
less than enticing. The park itself was enclosed by a low log barrier
- you could walk across it but there was no vehicle entry. Well, beggars
can't be choosers so we spent the night listening to the trucks on the
Bruce Highway a few metres away, and the big diesel freight trains roaring
past on the railway that ran parallel to the road.
Our third night was spent in leafy Bushie Parker Park in the small town
of Rollingstone where Pam and I had stayed previously. (The park is
already described on Page 11 of this website.) On our first visit we
had found the park without trouble. This time, however, we had that
damned Alice to guide us . . . .
Alice knew a short cut. Just before Rollingstone she took us off the
highway and down a narrow road, over a single lane bridge across a fast-flowing
creek, then round a bend to an underpass beneath a railway. The underpass,
with 2.4 metre height clearance, would have happily accepted the car
but certainly not the caravan. So, there we were, completely blocking
the road, when other vehicles appeared from both directions. At this
point Pam descended from the car and, marching round to the front of
our vehicle, took firm command of the situation. I had been slowly reversing
the rig but Pam jabbed a finger at me and thrust an open palm forcefully
in my direction. The signal left no room for doubt - I was to stop
immediately. I stopped. Pam turned to the car which was waiting
under the bridge facing us and pointed at the driver. She then signalled
clearly and in a manner that brooked no argument, that he was to mount
the grass and manoeuvre past us. He did. Fortunately the two cars waiting
to cross the narrow bridge over the fast-flowing creek took fright,
turned around and drove off to find an alternative route, leaving me
to my embarrassment. I reversed the caravan slowly back round the bend,
across the narrow bridge over the fast-flowing creek and up the hill
to the junction where I was able to turn around. We were worried that
Ross and Jan might make the same mistake as they had the same GPS. However,
they had reverted to the 'Mark One Jan Taylor' navigation system and
arrived at the park without drama soon after we did. Jan has a wonderful
sense of direction and - I suspect - resents her role being usurped
by a cigarette packet sized box with a female voice. Even worse, theirs
has an American female voice.

This picture has nothing to do with the text.
It was emailed to me by my wicked grandson
and was just too good not to use.
The highlight of our
night at Rollingstone was the State of Origin rugby league
clash - or was it rugby union? - between Queensland and New South Wales.
Ross was very keen to watch the match but the park provided no power
for his television. Thus, having established our camp, the four of us
set off through the grass, across the railway tracks, and towards some
trees, in search of the local hostelry. This we duly found and confirmed,
to Ross's delight, that the match would be shown on their large screen
television. We celebrated with a drink or two and returned to camp,
noting the route carefully as it would be dark when we returned. The
result of the match is now history; Queensland thrashed New South Wales
by thirty points to six. Most of the patrons at the pub were, natually,
supporting the Queensland team, the 'Maroons', and had turned up in
appropriate colours. The barman, however, was serving drinks in the
New South Wales blue strip. When the match had ended in a resounding
beating for his team he remarked, "Well, don't I look stupid?"
The word 'maroon' is usually pronounced 'marone' in Australia.
I even heard a newsreader correct herself after pronouncing it 'marune'.
Where this pronunciation originated I don't know; I can think of no
other word containing a double 'o' that is so pronounced.
Rollingstone was our final overnight stop and we were away early the
next morning, anxious to settle down at the Cool Waters Caravan Park
in Cairns, have good shower and a rest from the driving. On the journey
we passed through Innisfail where, in March, the fury of Cyclone Larry
had devastated the town and wiped out a complete banana crop. Three
months on, the evidence of the force of the wind was still painfully
apparent. Trees were stripped of foliage, many with broken limbs, others
ripped from the ground. Many buildings had their roofs partially or
completely missing and 'tarps' were still being used to keep the weather
out until repairs could be effected.
A wrecked house with a State Emergency Services
(S.E.S.) tarpaulin still tied over the roof.
Though the sugar crop
had been flattened, being a tough, tropical grass it had quickly recovered
and was already looking as if nothing had happened. The large-leafed
banana trees, however, were just shredded. A whole row of tall palm
trees were left with their leafy tops broken off and hanging upside
down. Clearly the town is still desparately in need of help and will
take years to recover.
Back at Cool Waters, Cairns
We all arrived safely in Cairns and set up camp in the Cool Waters Caravan
Park where we received a lovely warm welcome from proprietors, Dwayne
and Susan. That evening we celebrated with a meal prepared by Pam and,
of course, a few drinks. Sadly the park had not escaped the attention
of Cyclone Larry with many trees blown down or otherwise damaged. To
add insult to injury, Cyclone Monica waited until Larry's damage had
been cleared up then dumped torrential rain on the region which left
the lower parts of the park under several feet of water. A tremendous
effort had been put in and as a result - apart from a lot more sky being
visible - we found the park very little different from when we had last
stayed. The exception was the pool in the Freshwater Creek where we
used to feed the fish and turtles. There we found several large trees
lying in and across the creek, still to be removed. One was a giant
fig tree. The fish were more plentiful than ever and a piece of bread
thrown into the pool resulted in the water immediately 'boiling' as
several fish fought for it. The turtles were there too, and much larger
than we remembered them, though perhaps not quite so numerous. Somehow
they had clung on through two raging torrents.
If you're heading for Cairns with a caravan or in a motor home you could
do a lot worse than stay at Cool Waters. Click here to see
More On Cool Waters.
We had spent so much time in Cairns last year - we devoted four or five
pages to the region - that I was concerned that we might not find enough
to hold your interest. But you must be the judge of that, Faithful Reader
. . . are you still out there?
An Opportunity to Look Back and Take Stock
Eighteen months ago we left Perth on the west coast and travelled east
across the continent. We explored the state of South Australia, all
the way down to the south coast. We journeyed up through Australia's
'Red Centre' staying at Ayers Rock, Alice Springs and many other places
on the way to Darwin in the Northern Territory. We crossed to Cairns
in Far North Queensland. We took a cargo ship to the northernmost tip
of the continent before hitching the caravan again and travelling south
to Brisbane, taking an inland route. We spent Christmas in Brisbane
with Ross and Jan Taylor. Moving on we visited the Country Music Festival
at Tamworth on our way further south to Sydney where we met up with
many old friends. Leaving Sydney we turned north again to spend Easter
in Brisbane where Ross and Jan joined with us on our northward trek
up the Queensland coast to Cairns and warmer weather.
During the eighteen months since leaving home we camped in sixty three
different places and visited hundreds more. It's little wonder it's
becoming difficult to recall some of them. We froze in Mount Gambier,
we boiled in Alice, we dripped in Cairns, we were nearly blown off the
Eyre Peninsula and we were pelted by hail in Ballina.
The caravan travelled 20,000 kilometres in that period, and the car
39,000 kilometres. We consumed
5,460 litres of diesel at a cost of $6,666. The most we paid for a litre
of diesel was $1.60 and the cheapest was 98 cents, a price we'll never
see again!
So what's left to do? We hardly scratched New South Wales, we haven't
touched Victoria or the island state of Tasmania, and there's all the
northern part of our own state of Western Australia still to see. Hey,
we've hardly started.
Pam a Published Author
Some months ago Pam had submitted a ghost story to a women's magazine
which subsequently contacted her to say the story was to be published.
They wanted so many details of her life that she began to wonder what
was happening. Finally the day arrived when the magazine appeared in
the shops. Pam was so excited that she left her cup of coffee to go
cold on a café table while she sought out a newsagents and bought
a copy. She hurried back and read the story out loud to us. To say the
magazine had used poetic licence with the story would be the understatement
of the year - they had taken diabolical liberties with it! And,
after requesting so many facts of Pam's life, they got many of them
wrong. Fortunately Pam had been forewarned that this would happen so
was prepared for it. Just having 'her' story published made her happy;
the promise of a $400 cheque as well made her ecstatic. We teased her
by asking for her autograph and suggesting that she did some 'book signings'
in the newsagents' shops.
The Atherton Tablelands - or the Cairns Highlands?
We have long realised that the best way to see a region is to book a
conducted tour, preferably on a small bus. Pam - our tour director -
found a promising one which took in the Atherton Tablelands. Initially
it seemed an expensive option compared to visiting all the same places
in our own transport. That is until all the entrance fees, midday meal,
afternoon tea and fuel were totalled up and, most importantly,
the professional knowledge of the driver was taken into account. So,
eight o'clock one morning saw the four of us boarding a small bus at
the caravan park entrance in miserable drizzly weather. Two passengers
were already aboard and five more joined us in Cairns centre.
One of the first things our driver, Rolly, emphasised to us was that
he refused to describe our destination as the 'Atherton Tablelands'.
He would be referring to the area as the Cairns Highlands. Naturally
we wanted to know the reason for such a strange assertion. Rolly was
an expert on the history of the Atherton - sorry, Cairns Highlands -
and it seems that the man, Atherton, after whom the town and district
were officially named, was an outright monster. Instead of
just riding into an Aborigine camp and shooting the inhabitants as they
slept (like any decent person would), he would send the horses through
first so that the Aborigines scattered into the bush. That way he could
hunt them all down and then kill them. That was much more fun.
(Sarcasm intended, offence not. Got to be so careful these days.)
I couldn't even tell you 1% of the information Rolly imparted, he scarcely
stopped talking for the whole ten-hour day. We stopped for lunch at
a rather strange café in the middle of nowhere, besides some
rapids and a beautiful waterfall. The eating area was beneath a huge
roof but open on three sides. Thus, as we ate a very nice lunch, we
looked out on the scene shown below and listened to the water.

The view as we ate lunch. Thirty metres behind
the camera was a large waterfall.
It seems that I must continue this tale on the next page as there is
no room left for pictures here. Please click below to go to Page 27
and I'll see you there.